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Bejewelled Portrait
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Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
What is a mans best friend?
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Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
The copy machine handout
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