Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.