Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.