Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...