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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...