Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...