How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...