Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...