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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
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Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...