I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...