Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!