Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...