Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.