An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...