Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...