Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...