Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...