Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...