Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...