Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...