Some years ago
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yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...