Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Rejection Letter Reject
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Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....