Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...