Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...