Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...