Relationships
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Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...