The Lion
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yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
President Gorbachev
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Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
New Year’s Resolutions
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Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...