Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...