Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...