Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...