Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...