Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!