Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
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God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!