Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!