Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...