Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
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St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
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