What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...