Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...