Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...