A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.