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Tarzania II
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The Brit Awarts!
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The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
College by Dave Barry
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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...