Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...