Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...