Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
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The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...