Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...