Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.