Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...