Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.