Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...