Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...