Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...